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You really shouldn't be doing this.
-You are right.
You really shouldn't have had the first piece.
-That is true.
But you did, and that was fine. But a second is too much.
-Yes it is.
You'll feel gross later.
Haven't you worked hard to get fit the last year and a half?
-Yes I have.
Now you'll have to work harder.
-Yes I will.
You sure this is worth it?
-No I'm not.
You're even hiding it from your coworkers. Don't you think that's a giant red flag that you shouldn't do this?
Then why are you...
-Oh shut up.