Thursday, March 8, 2012

Job Opening

Mother Nature wishes to fill a position recently vacated in the Department of Seasonal Services, Winter Office, for the southeast Michigan region. Job duties include facilitating snowfall, maintaining sledding conditions, and ensuring ice thickness suitable for fishing between the months of November and February. Ideal candidate will be proficient with precipitation and judicious with extremes.
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12 comments:

  1. Ha!!
    That job was obviously empty this year.
    Very clever 55 Linc
    Thanks for returning to the Friday Funfest, we missed you.
    Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End

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  2. I love it! As a fellow Michiganian, I hope the position can be filled again by next winter. The lack of snow is disconcerting. Now it's time for robins and tulips.

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  3. How clever...loved it! Although, the job would go unfilled here in Florida...

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  4. lol, we have that same opening in Wisconsin! Is experience required for this position? Fun write!

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  5. I've been reading a lot of ads that look much like this lately.

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  6. Laughing. Sadly we need this across a good chunk of the 48.

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  7. Sounds like spring has landed in Michigan? Almost? Maybe? :) just around corner or two.

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  8. funny, The Department of Seasonal Services seems to be working overtime up here in Alaska. Here it is March and we have about three feet of snow and it's only about 20 outside. *sigh*

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