The Department for Internal Moral Upkeep (DIMU) regrets to inform you of a partial system failure which has resulted in an interruption of service. As a result, you may experience lapses of judgment including, but not limited to, lust, greed, apathy, wrath, pride, and envy.
We apologize for any inconvenience.
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FFF-55 Vol. XXV. Write a story with exactly 55 words. Go see G-Man.